New Facebook Quotes & Funny Status Likes
Honey, i love you! ♥ ♥
Like this if you still miss your ex alot! <3 <3
Girls gone wild
Why this kolaveri di
Hide friend list on facebook timeline: go to your timeline. click on the friends unit, beneath your cover. click on the edit button at the top of the page and use the audience selector to choose who can see your friends.
Expendables 2 trailer
Saif ali khan's party song
Dark knight rise trailer
Ques: why do girls live longer than boys? ans: shopping never causes heart attacks, .. but paying the bill does.
I hate weddings. old people would poke me saying "you're next". they stopped when i started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, "you're next".
Statistics say that 1 in 4 people are insane, so take a look at your 3 best friends and if they are all ok, its you!
That awkward moment when you`re talking to someone with an accent & you accidentally reply with their accent.
Officer to drunk boy : "how high are you?" drunk boy: no officer, its "hi! how are you?"
Want to surprise your girlfriend? introduce her to your wife.
I did in bed... i did it on the couch... i did it in the car... texting is such an obsession. :)
Silence of love
Modified pulsar
Logo contest for tank protection company
I loved my childhood ♥♥♥♥, when the hardest decision was choosing an ice cream flavor..... =d
When i die, i want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Hyderabadi poem
Bakri: i love you! bakra: kya fayeda, bakreid aari! ..
Toffee chabai nahi jaati toh chocolate khaaliya karo.....
Hahaha news rapist!
Padhai sirf do wajey se hooti hai: 1. shouk se 2. dar..
